#mcu flash Thompson

[kenny-the-blink]

Me? Post? For the rev it up challenge?

@revolorilution

[anonisbloggingsomewhere]

Look, I do ship mj and Peter

But something about flash and Peter

LOOK-

I think it’s something to do with my liking for villians and antagonists having like hearts and emotions or something

[fluffyoverture]

Stephen/flash posting

[spideyson-stuff]

I'm not the biggest fan of this topic but, Peter being SASSY!

*Flash and Peter during a study session*

Flash: You and Ned are far too close Parker, that's gay

Petet: Funny hear that from the guy who looks that would PURPOSELY drop the soap in prison

Flash: 😨

*Ned looking at Peter after Peter was stabbed during patrol*

Ned: OMG Peter, you're bleeding!

Peter: Oh, you just realize that?

*Tony giving Peter a moral lesson lecture*

Tony: Peter, being a hero is dangerous, you need to be extremely careful

Peter: Big talk for someone that revealed his address in live on national television

Tony:

Tony: I can't even argue with that...

*Peter completely silent on the way to the tower with Happy*

Happy: Okay this is getting unbearable, say something!

Peter:

Happy: Was something I did!?

Peter:

Happy: PLEASE ANSWER ME!

Peter, taking off the headphones he had on from the beginning: You said something?

Happy:

Happy: Well-, uh, I-

Peter: Just kidding, I heard it all

Happy: YOU-

Peter: HAHAHA! SUFFER!!! 😈

[thena0315]

[thunderlingcloudie0fficial]

What your favorite Spider-Man(Peter’s) ship says about you

Mary Jane x Peter/Spidey: As basic as this ship is you’re not basic you’re just a logical realistic non-risk-talking probably will name their child Brad person and I am okay with you

Gwen Stacey x Peter/Spidey: You’re really like turning fluff into angst or a bit delusional and probably you’re favorite cinematic Spider-Man is Andrew Garfield,you’re also probably really sweet and kind

MJ(Michelle Jones)/ x Peter/Spidey :You 100% like the Tom Holland movies and don’t care about what anyone says(same) you’re favorite dynamic is ‘She was a punk x He did ballet’ and ‘Tall queen x Short king’ a lot don’t ya? You also like how awkward they were at the start and find it really realistic and relatable which is kinda refreshing for a fictional Hollywood couple in your opinion also if Tom and Zendaya broke up you’ll stop believing in love(MCU Spider-Man or general Mcu fans interact)

Felicia/Black Cat x Pete/Spidey: I know little to no knowledge about this ship but you probably like ‘Are we fighting? Are we flirting’ dynamic(and probably smut)

Wade/Deadpool x Petey/Spidey: You ether like Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man or a comic fan,you are in love with making everything gay and see no problem with that which is cool,you also like hurt/comfort a lot by that I mean you’re obsessed with it, also insecure Wade and ‘I only care about the inside’ Peter is your Roman Empire(I don’t ship it but the fan base is huge so might as well make the writing huge as well)

Bobby/Ice man x Peter/Spidey: I have little to no knowledge to this ship or Ice man in general to the point I had to search his real name. I know Ice man appeared in a few Spider-Man shows and comics. Came after reading a one Reddit post about their relationship . They might not be as close in the comic but NOTHING will stop you from shipping them

St@rker or Miles x Peter: dni and please stay away from me

Johnny Storm/Human torch x Peter/Webs:oh you’re cool,I like you. You’re a big fan of ‘Rivals to lovers’. You jump up and down when you see a blonde x brunette couple and is ether a ride or die fan since 200 B.C or just came after watching Deadpool and Wolverine. Your also ether a Tom holland movies fan(I love you) or a comic fan ALSo do you prefer them as young adults or teenagers?

Parksborn: You are delusional. VERY delusional. A thing I noticed is this ship is shipped in every version of Spider-Man,heck! Even in the MCU even though there is no evidence of Harry but you still ship it therefore you and your friends delusional mind have yearned my respect bravo. You also live for the ‘Rich boy x Their street rat’ dynamic

Honorable mentions:

Comic: SpideyDevil(Matt x Pete),Flash x Peter(I forgot the name-),Chad x Peter(from Marvel Aventures)

MCU: Parley/Parkner(Harley x Peter)

[spidey-official]

FOLLOW MY BLOG SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!!!

-your BFF Flash Thompson

hi, flash. i see you. thanks for the 47 reblogs of my selfies.

[honestlyuniversallycupcake]

Trans Peter headcanons!

The people it was requested by (more people might of requested this): @peter-is-a-bean @seaweedmakesart

Who helped me with this: @t0tallyn0tme @cassandraofcain

Other tags: @transpeterman @not-deadaccount @ghostboysposting

Anyway, comment or ask any Peter headcanons!

1. When Peter first realised he was trans, he told May cause he trusts her and May helped him buy his first binder.

2. May helped Peter out with his dysphoria since Ben wasn't very supportive.

3. He came out to Tony when he turned 14.

4. He got bullied by Flash for being trans, so the other avengers found out and had to calm Bruce down because he was turning into the hulk from anger.

5. He had kept being trans a secret from MJ, but she found out on her own and was very supportive.

6. Before Peter transitioned, Bruce used to call Peter "Little girl" and when Peter transitioned into a boy, he called Peter "Little boy."

7. His name used to be Paige.

8. He realised he was trans when he was 9, but he didn't tell May until he turned 11.

9. Flash teases him about being a girl and that really pisses every avenger (+ Ned and MJ) off.

10. He used to be in his suit for hours at a time because it made him feel better about himself.

11. When he got the spidey bite, he was so happy because he turned more into a boy.

12. Peter stitched a binder into his suit.

13. When Peter wears his binder, he feels like himself.

[queen-daya]

MJ’s Converse Appreciation @monthly-challenge | Day Five: “Shoes”

[kirbytuna]

field trip to stark industries fic, but instead of the decathlon team going, it's one of peters' completely normal core classes. like. advanced english or something.

just completely normal kids, albeit on a higher reading level, going to stark industries.

everything stays the same as it would if it was a normal fic, too. the avengers might show up and do their usual "oh hi peter" thing, peter might get pulled aside to help with something the other interns are doing, tony fucking stark walks in and gives peter a kiss on the cheek and tells him theres thai food scheduled to come at 8pm, and natasha casually spars with him. and meanwhile his class is just standing there wondering why quiet kid #1 is getting noticed by the fucking avengers.

not in the flash thompson special "how can such a normal, quiet, LOSER penis parker be noticed by them" way, but in a "this dude literally never talks and he's getting his shit rocked by black widow. and he's fighting back. where the FUCK are we." way.

+1 if there's another kid named eugene in the class. he's like, the nicest kid ever. but tony mistakes him for flash and is a minor asshole to him the whole time. like not picking on him to ask questions during the QNA or outright ignoring him. poor eugene thinks he pissed off Ironman😭

[kenny-the-blink]

This is like the weirdest rant but I think Flash's breakdown was not touched on enough during NWH. Taking into account the theory that Flash thinks Peter is attention seeking, or is a bad person pretending to be good, there are two people, Peter, who's just asking for attention and acts all good but really isn't, and Spider-Man, his hero, his idol, a person who helps people, someone he looks up to. And then he finds out they're the same person. That must've been so incredibly confusing for him! He could've easily slapped his verdict of Peter on Spider-Man but he didn't! He believes in Spider-Man so much that he starts to believe in Peter and I think that's adorable and not shown enough at all.

[anonisbloggingsomewhere]

The twisted, less toxic, mental health struggling version of Flash Thompson that exists in my brain, listens to Mitski, and so do I

[squilfmybeloved]

it takes a full minute for it to register.

laughing. "yeah, bye, dad."

the decathlon team stare at him, baffled. silence. then-

"oh my god."

peter chucks his phone across the room, collapses on the carpet beside them, buries his head in his heads, and lets out the most pathetic whine they've ever heard. all in that order.

"dude did you just-" "ned, no," he wails.

after getting over her initial shock, mj sighs and holds out her hand towards the group. "pay up, fuckers. told you it'd happen before our next trip." they all groan and hand her $20 bills, even flash paying up.

peter slowly looks up at them, face red and horrified and betrayed all at once- "you guys bet on me?!"

flash looks at him, confused, "well, yeah? what'd you expect out of us?"

abe laughs at his misery. cindy and betty look at eachother, then peter, with their eyebrows raised. "we knew you were bound to call mr. stark 'dad' at some point, peter," betty says, "he basically is."

"i- no- he's not," peter fumbles, somehow looking even more horrified and red. abe hits the bell, snickering. "peter is wrong," he delightfully declares. ned just sighs. "peter, you literally invite us for study dates at avengers tower, where we currently are. he is your dad."

"i thought you guys were supposed to be my teenage mutant support group," peter pouts. the horror on his face has abated, but the red persists.

"well, i'm glad he's not my father figure," cindy shrugs.

"why?" peter asks, suspicion playing on his features.

"cause he's too hot," she says sagely.

the horror returns full force, and peter just wails again, throwing his head back in his hands.

[spideyson-stuff]

Peter DEFINITELY uses makeup to hide the bruises he gets when he patrols as Spider-Man, he got so good at it that no one notices the bruises (maybe just Natacha, but she doesn't count)

Then one day Flash somehow accidentally removes the makeup from Peter's neck.

Flash: That... that-

Peter: Yeah yeah Flash, is a-

Flash: A HICKEY MARK!?

Peter: ... uh?

Flash: It's purple mark on your neck! what's up whit that man, you're being fucking!?

Peter: Flash, wtf, why are you acting like this?-

Flash: You can't do that! You're too young for that!

Peter: We're the same age, you idiot-

Flash: Yes but this is different! You are too pure and innocent for this, is someone forcing you?-

Peter: UH!? NO FLASH WHA THE-

Flash: Peter I know we're not very close but-

Peter: IT'S NOT A HICKEY MARK IT'S A BRUISE!

Flash: Oh? oh, so it's all right- THEY'RE ABUSING YOU PHYSICALLY!?

Peter: FLASH FOR THE LOVE OF THOR SHUT UP!

[headcanonthings]

Ned: Appearances can be deceiving. Peter: One man's ceiling is another man's floor. MJ: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell. Flash: ... Don't run with scissors.

[gw3ndolyne]

i’m so excited!! the coffee bean gang is back!!